King Of The Hill

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 12.02.2009, 22:31

It was only a toy aeroplane

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 12.02.2009, 22:38

The toy aeroplane was filled with plastic explosives and blows your head off

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 13.02.2009, 03:38

the aeroplane hit the wrong head and hit your action figure of me

MY HILL

(I now I am that awesome to have an action figure

)

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 13.02.2009, 18:24

I mlet all the action figures of you and pour the molten plastic over your head- yuou scream in pain as you solidify and i throw you into the ocean

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 13.02.2009, 18:37

i give you a dictionary and you are trying to spell melt when you find out how you explode into a million billion thousand hundred trillion million pieces.

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 13.02.2009, 19:56

i seduce your cow and it tramples you. We put you into a cars trunk, light it on fir and roll it into a lake. I then cook up your cow, put up 23 Keep off my Hill signs, and get a 4foot high fence! My hill

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 13.02.2009, 20:41

I get pissed off with my poor typing abilities and get so angry i urinate over you 23 signs making them run and i thenget a sexy cow and put it on the other side of the fence, when the unfortunate cow you have been "playing" with sees it she(he

) runs wild and knocks down part of your 4foot fence, I then get the CIA to come in and nick you for cruelty to animals, proud of myself I build myself a big mansion with 50rooms on the hill and hide inside it

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 13.02.2009, 20:57

i throw a lot of mustard and chlorine gas inside the mansion, i walk in with a gas mask and take the hill with the mansion, as you suffocate while sleeping

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 13.02.2009, 23:46

I snuck out through a secret passge into a seperate metal shack with reinforced concrete pillars and inside there i press the big red button blowing you and the mansion sky high, i then shut the door 100 different impenetrable ways and wait out

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 14.02.2009, 04:14

You forget to put air vents causing you to open your door, I simply snipe you off and claim the hill from my unknown location.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 15.02.2009, 01:18

i track you with my super intelligent satelitte and kill you
MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 17.02.2009, 04:10

i take a step to the side so it dont hurt me

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 17.02.2009, 12:59

While you were distracted from the hill, taking your side step i picked the hill up and ran away to a secret location.

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 17.02.2009, 13:24

I quickly shot a tracker on you as I was side stepping.

I find you and kill you and move the hill to a more secret location.

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 17.02.2009, 14:25

I backtrace the tracker and blow your head off witha sniper rifle, I then relocate the hill to its original location at the beginning of the thread and super glue it down

I thensurround it with troops who all love me and cant be bribed and will follow me to the death and i then hide in a nuclear fallout shelter with enough oxygen, food, water etc to last 100years and enough protection to survive a nuclear attack, ninjas, moles, other soldiers and bullets... and knives

MY HILL