King Of The Hill

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 19.01.2009, 04:02

i kill you cause you are a false god and commandments clearly state kill ion469 if he says he is god

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 19.01.2009, 22:47

universe goes boom then i prove i am really god by writing a new law of physics if i am a false god so is farmboy. then you are proven a false god because you said i am a false god and i am so were both false gods and i quickly pray to god and he gives me powers and i prove i am not dreaming by pinchihng myself and i prove i am a real god because god says so.
MAH HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 20.01.2009, 02:57

i was never "god" i just had his powers and he then kills you for lying, and rewrite physics that way no one nows what physics is

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 20.01.2009, 11:34

I send elephants to kill you
MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 20.01.2009, 22:25

i send three rhinos after your elephant

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 21.01.2009, 21:39

I ride a sled pulled by the burliest Norwegian Viking, who calls for a Valkyrie that slays he who stood on the hill before.

The Hill is now mine, claimed in Valhalla's name!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 21.01.2009, 23:34

I shoot your viking and whatever he called on and shove them off the hill

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 22.01.2009, 00:38

I call upon the Hammer of Thor to smash those sitting on the Hill, where the Hill suffers a dent decreasing it's peak elevation by not more than a few meters.

I waltz back up the Hill, the Hill is mine.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 22.01.2009, 21:43

i post count belly flop you
you disintigrate
MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 22.01.2009, 23:49

I shoot you my hill

MY HILL

My Hill

My HiLl

mY hIlL

NoT yOuR hIlL mY hIlL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 30.01.2009, 03:41

but your mom dies and god played a prank on you and he didnt give you any powers related to your mom or time and you ask god if you can make your mom live again but he says at the price of your powers and you accept and then i pray to god, he gives me the powers you had. and i make sure he didnt play any jokes and i am not dreaming because i pinch myself and i make sure i dont break any laws and then i rewrite physics.

My HiLl
mY hIlL
My HiLl
NoT yOuR HiLl
mY hIlL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 31.01.2009, 15:47

but infact you were dreaming because you pinched your arm which everyone knows cant wake you up

you wake up realize that there is 50 dead dogs and 25 alive skunks in your room the door is welded shut and you have no tools to get out the outside of your room is 50 foot of cement that is going to take 1.2 years to break threw even with star wars or what ever kind of ship you get because it has other elements in it that make it so hard you cant break threw it or saw threw it or burn threw it or laser threw it or what ever threw it

my mom is alive, god does not kill believers, so my hill

And you copied me you copier

MY HILL

HILL MINE

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 31.01.2009, 19:09

I get bored of you two arguing so while you insult each other i parachute out of an airplane land on the hill and shoot farmboy in the head. I then use C4 to blow holes in the ground around my hill and fill it with water and crcodiles and set up a McDonalds on my hill so i dont get hungry

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 31.01.2009, 21:13

i quickly push the easy button

and all of your crocodiles go away, mcdonalds tunrs into a Buger King

and you get shot my hill

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 01.02.2009, 11:13

Distraught at losing the hill i crawl away to a safe distance before pressing the detonator that is linked up to a tonne of C4 in the burger king, which then blows you away. I jump up and over my moat and sit on a comfy chair surrounded by walls of gold on...

MY HILL