King Of The Hill

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 06.01.2009, 00:19

Farmboy awakens from his 500 year sleep, only to find out he was outside my shield because it creates a forcefield 1 mili meter outside me, so you fcouldnt be in my shield and i showed the vid in front of your face so you had to. and yes then i use cheats killfarmboydecoy then you werent a decoy so i get my guards to put u in the prison then i fill the roof and floor and walls with giant TVs with that vid on.and then the world realizes that you werent even on my ship so the universe go boom and yeah. then that happens.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 06.01.2009, 05:20

i use a cheat that says i win you lose my hill

MY HILL!!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 06.01.2009, 07:15

but both the cheat card and the universe go BOOM because you defied the laws of physics. then i use a cheat off my insanely gigantic book of cheats, the farmboycantcheat cheat. so you cant cheat! then all the stuff happened in my previous post, but farmboy is classified as a "Someone who wants the hill and has even defied the laws of physics to get it but always failed". so you will always fail in trying to get the hill!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 06.01.2009, 22:41

i steal your book shoot you in the head throw in space and all the other retarded stuff you do with space and no air and phyics

I read the book find the uncheat in the book so I can cheat then i read a cheat that says ion469 cant cheat EVER AGAIN NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS OR WHO STEALS THE BOOK

i make it so it dont matter if i defy the laws of phyics and the universe blows up cause you defied the laws of phyics.

I use another cheat that buts the book a a chamber that blows it to bits then it sets them all on fire then it heats the remains so high that is melts them and then it evaporates and no one can read the book again

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 07.01.2009, 03:28

But god denies that you can have the hill and then you realize you prevented my brother ion469 from cheating so I can still cheat. cheat.and then god gives his power to me, making me a god then i erase you from existence. then i use my powers to reverse time to when i had the book, then stop time at that place and time then i use my god powers to kill you. then the game resumes!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 07.01.2009, 23:29

i am god so all that just was a dream

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 09.01.2009, 00:06

i tie you underneath a suv and dump it into the mariana trench
you sink the 10k+ meters (30000+ feet) and i walk onto the hill
MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 09.01.2009, 00:12

I meet a nice huge shark named bob he unties me and saves me.

after i carefully transport bob and his family kim, joe, bibo, frank, julie, and bill, oh and caroline. they jump out of there water tank and grab you with there mouths i put them back in there water tank and dump them back in the ocean and they tear you to threads

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 09.01.2009, 22:37

But god denies that you can have the hill and then he gives me it and he is extra nice today so he gives me his power! then i use my god powers to kill you.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 09.01.2009, 23:20

I pray a whole lot and god sends you to hell and gives me the hill
MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 10.01.2009, 00:27

i say MY HILL

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 10.01.2009, 04:03

i shoot you

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 10.01.2009, 05:25

I create a teleportation device and teleport the hill, me and the teleportation device (and all documentation of how to build it) to an unknown location in the universe. I tell no-one where I have gone.

In a freak accident strangely reminiscent of 'the fly', the hill and me are merged into one.

I am the Hill!

None of you will ever own me!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 10.01.2009, 15:22

actually since you are the hill you cant move, do anything, kill anyone, so you are pretty much done

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 11.01.2009, 02:25

With farmboy claiming ownership of me, i appeal to various do gooding organisations. Apparently claiming ownership of a person/hill is slavery .

Millions of protesters come to hill to protest against this, many are shot by farmboy but there are always more protesters where they came from. farmboy is crushed beneath many sandled feet and impaled on protest banners. I claim the $50,000,000 bounty on farmboy and invest it in tofu and halucanagenic drugs for my followers.

Covered in various people with poor hygine chained together, in holes and up trees. With many centuries worth of supplies for my followers, the hill is safely mine.