King Of The Hill

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 20.09.2008, 14:01

I catch it with my fire proof gloves and throw it back and hit you in the eye:

My Hill

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 20.09.2008, 15:55

i happen to be wearing my super strong stone and fire proof contact lenses so it dbounces off.
i trow a keyboard at you

my HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 22.09.2008, 01:56

The keyboard falls 20 ft short of me, I bring out my pistol. You run away, I put my pistol back, I bring out my sniper rifle set up the tripod and after 34.646129 seconds I look into the scope which tells me you are 103.527 ft away I let you get 604.882 ft father, and I pull the trigger you are dead before you hit the ground, first bullet went to you leg second went to your other leg, third bullet went to your head.

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 22.09.2008, 09:29

While you were shooting him you failed to notice I was right behind you so I put an airstrike marker right next to you and while you were celebrating my bombers dropped 10 tonnes of bombs on top of you.

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 22.09.2008, 19:14

You didnt realise that was my stunt double and i give you both bird flu and you both die.

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 22.09.2008, 19:39

I shoot your heart while ur not noticing.
I then sit on top the hill.
However, I have a supernova bomb placed somewhere on my body (not telling where). If I'm forced to leave the hill or if I die, The bomb will connect the heart of every star to the heart of every other star, and will create a hyperspatic (universal) supernova, thus efectively ending all life, and therefore this game. The bomb is completely indestrucible to anything any amount of entities do to it, moreover, you don't know where it is.

THE HILL IS MINE FOREVER!!!!!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 22.09.2008, 21:39

Unfortunately, you failed to notice that you were on the wrong hill. Now if you leave, you will kill yourself and everyone else.

My HIll.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 23.09.2008, 02:38

I shoot you in the foot you get lead poisoning and die

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 23.09.2008, 09:28

It was actually a silver bullet (Do you think you are the lone ranger or something?). So I went to the hospital and came back. Then I sent in my pet Elephant to stomp on you.

My Hill

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 23.09.2008, 11:48

Unfortunately you forgot about your uncle Andy, who is a vampire.
You are genetically contaminated and there for the silver bullet killed you anyway.
I trained an enormous army of killer ants and transformed their cells so they will attack and eat through anything, they are resistent to any kind of radiation, bombs, lasers or whatever weapon you can think of.
I fact if they would die they would immediatly divide in two ants so the more killed the more ants.
The hill is now transformed into a gigantic anthill, and I am their queen, whom they will protect at all cost.
I am queen of the hill.
Forever!!!!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 23.09.2008, 17:11

unfortunately, the bomb only goes off if I'm FORCED to leave the hill, so I simply walk off the hill i'm on of my own accord.
you only said that the ants are immune to any weapon YOU can think of, so I hired a bunch of extreminators to go destroy all the ants, then I bash your head in with a club.
My defense is 1 million giant mutant star goats, monsterous creatures from hell with teeth 10 yards accross, breath that boils blood, claws that could tear guts from their roots, jaws a hundred feet accross, a monster with defense as such that you could never... never... ever defeat it.
I still have my supernova bomb, so you can't kill me or make me leave the hill by force, or all life, and therefore, this game, is destroyed

MY HILL FOREVER!!!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 23.09.2008, 18:17

I build a Particle collider under the hill which creates a black hole and sucks everthing around the hill that was protecting it and you and then i turn it off. I walk on the hill and sit quietly.

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 23.09.2008, 19:37

you didn't reilize that everything that is sucked into a black hole comes out of a respective white hole.
me and my star goats get ejected near a white hole about 1000 miles from the hill and picked up by a spaceship. I take over the ship and make a jump back to the hill.
upon aproaching the hill I decide to crash land right on your head, ejecting at the last minute.
uponthe ship's impact with you, i run back to the hill near the crashed ship and create a white hole above it, creating a impenetrable fortress for my goats to defend the hill from, and preventing further black hole suckage, as I would just go to the white hole above the hill and land feet first on your stomach

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 23.09.2008, 19:55

LOL @ Mr_Green

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 23.09.2008, 20:10

You fall over and break your wrist. You are then taken to an english hospital whereyou catch mrsa and die

MY HILL