King Of The Hill
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Then you realized that you were just having a dream and that I truly was the king of the hill. Eleknar then though to himself, "It sure was a good idea to fortify my cabin. Who knows what could happen if it weren't fortified. It's was also a good idea to set up that security system that protects me from ground, air, and sub-subterranean attacks or else who knows what could happen. Who knows, if this place wasn't fortified some angry dead dude below me could shoot me through the floor. Fortunately all sides of my cabin are impregnable. Feel free to call me king. King of the hill that is.
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I come up behind you and shoot you in the foot, then in the arm, then the other arm, then the other foot then in the belly, then in the legs.
I try to shoot you in the head but I am out of bullets so I go to the top of a hill with the biggest rock in the world and drop it 40,503 ft above you. I quickly run down the hill reload my gun. Wait 4.5673 seconds then the rock hits you crushing you to death, and your brain falls out and then I waste the round on your brain all 15 bullets.
You die
MY HILL
I try to shoot you in the head but I am out of bullets so I go to the top of a hill with the biggest rock in the world and drop it 40,503 ft above you. I quickly run down the hill reload my gun. Wait 4.5673 seconds then the rock hits you crushing you to death, and your brain falls out and then I waste the round on your brain all 15 bullets.
You die
MY HILL
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Actually I think that YOU forgot that I had originally said "The facility also host it's own internal ventilation system that protects against nuclear, biological, and chemical attacks". My air is internally filtered and recycled. The word "impregnable" means just that. Every post after yours is void because you messed up and failed to correctly read my original post. Therefore, I am still the king of the hill.RdeBruin1984 wrote:i think you have forgot that you get air somehow... otherwise you can't breath in your cabin... so i just add some poison in the air... you die and i am the king of the hill...
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Fine. If that's how you want to play then I am even cooler. So cool in fact that I found some way to kill YOU and take over. Besides that, I also found a way to make it so that every person that tries to take the hill from me dies immediately upon trying, therefore, failing every attempt regardless of how "cool" they are. My hill once again.Jordan Monster Ind. wrote:im just so cool i find a way to kill you and i take over
MY HILL
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Disguished as a penguinsaleswoman I simply walk up the hill and wait until eleknar and farmboy eat the penguinmeat and get very sick.
While they are rushed off to the hospital by ambulance I put an ad in the newspaper which says I want to sell my hill for an enormous high price, so high nobody can afford it, so everybody takes out loans at the kapibank...
the next morning the kapibank has taken all their possessions and buildings and everybody is bankrupt.
The Hill is mine, I am queen of this Hill.
While they are rushed off to the hospital by ambulance I put an ad in the newspaper which says I want to sell my hill for an enormous high price, so high nobody can afford it, so everybody takes out loans at the kapibank...
the next morning the kapibank has taken all their possessions and buildings and everybody is bankrupt.
The Hill is mine, I am queen of this Hill.
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Right before I am put in the ambulance I take three shots at you once grazes your shoulder, the second takes your leg off, and the third shoots your heart out.
So I wait to get out of the hospital, as I am leaving I poison eleknar so he can't leave for 100 years and a day
Then I walk up to the hill take your body off and claim it again!
So I wait to get out of the hospital, as I am leaving I poison eleknar so he can't leave for 100 years and a day
Then I walk up to the hill take your body off and claim it again!
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I hire a trained expert sniper to shoot you without your noticing.
I create a Slo-Time envelope around the hill, so that anything that attempts to go within 1000 miles of the hill, besides me and my army, will become soooooooo infinitely slowed down, it would take, in my view, 100 years before a laser moves an inch. the envelope can only be opened by a unique key of 5 parts, all of which have been choped into a grillion sperate pieces and hidden though random places in the universe, making the only way to turn it off impossible. due to the nature of the field I no longer need my time bubble, which is now lost in the mists of time (LOL).
I still have my light kanta and my I-MMX/Sandworm army.
THE HILL IS MINE FOR ALL ETERNITY!!!!!!
I create a Slo-Time envelope around the hill, so that anything that attempts to go within 1000 miles of the hill, besides me and my army, will become soooooooo infinitely slowed down, it would take, in my view, 100 years before a laser moves an inch. the envelope can only be opened by a unique key of 5 parts, all of which have been choped into a grillion sperate pieces and hidden though random places in the universe, making the only way to turn it off impossible. due to the nature of the field I no longer need my time bubble, which is now lost in the mists of time (LOL).
I still have my light kanta and my I-MMX/Sandworm army.
THE HILL IS MINE FOR ALL ETERNITY!!!!!!
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I hired a grillion time travelling sorcerers to track down the pieces and then I put them back together, opened the envelope, and stopped your time shield. Then, I told your sandworm army, quite forcefully, to go to hell, and they did. So now that they are gone I took your katana and smashed it repeatedly on a rock until it broke. Then I ate the pieces and crapped them out on your head and then fed you to my fire horse.
THE HILL IS MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE HILL IS MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
