King Of The Hill

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 18.05.2008, 01:39

I put myself back together and come and brutally dismember your body parts.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 18.05.2008, 12:15

I send some 93 year old grand-father up and he bores you to death with his stories.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 18.05.2008, 17:04

I call airstrike on the hill, my hill!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 18.05.2008, 19:37

I send a terminator (good old Schwarzenegger) up and he terminates you. Asta la vista baby

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Guest · Post by **Guest** » 20.05.2008, 12:03

So long topic. Longest war in whole Kapiland

but I have a solution.

I have biggest and highest hill for everyone. Then everyone from you walked into his own white room withouth windows (door have been closed adter) and finaly.... you are king of your hill. Hill is your. You are the king.

From each room was sounding almost similar words.... " I ... am.... king... hill... is ... mineeeee"

doctor Snapser
Helping and healing institute

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 20.05.2008, 23:19

i get bored on my hill walk over to shell's hill and tell him to leave and he runs awauy sadn claims a hole and says im kill of my hole

i dont even know you shell but felt like picken on you

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 28.05.2008, 22:06

I send in a masive army of millions of Mechs called the Immesurable-X, which kills everything on the ground and in the air, after you
they quickly disentigrate your body and move in to guard the hill
My protection is the army of I-MM-X and a million mechanical sandworms, all of which are loyal only to me, cannot be broken by any way, sport massive shields, and target everything, except each other and myself, within a 1000 mile radius
Teh hill is mine!!!!!!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 28.05.2008, 23:09

Too bad. I think my hill is two sizes too small. I send my Worm-Gartherers to gather up your worms and put them in cages. Then I kick you, all your teeth fall out, and I own Shells hill, my hill, and your hill. That makes x*3= 3x. So I have 3x worth of hills.

. I put up super shields q68 around all my hills that are perfect, indestructable circles that are immposible to get around, telleport into, or surpass in any way possible. Making me the ULTIMATE KING OF THE HILL. With my army of mystical knights and fairtale creatures: no one can defeat me.

Find any faults in that

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Guest · Post by **Guest** » 28.05.2008, 23:35

I write a letter to my Fairy Godmother explaining your abuse of magic, and worms for that matter. She sends me a four leaf clover in the post that makes me invincible, oh, and lucky too, yep lucky.

So using my incredible luck I convince your elite guards that I know the whereabouts of a pot of leprechauns gold, and they shut down your shields in return for said knowledge.

So while all of your former guards are away on a quest to the end of the rainbow I merely walk up to you and sneeze. Wouldn't you know it, that sneeze opened up a magical portal sucking you into neverland where you become the crocodile. How lucky was that?

Now that I am King of the Hill I declare all men free, and worms, them too.

With my trusty clover I am practically invincible, and merely spend my time farming my hill and giving the produce to the poor

Ted

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 29.05.2008, 20:46

i seelp with you grandmother(

eeeeewwww) and she kills you for me and then i kill her the hill is mine. oh and to protect it i put a Not tresspassing sign into the grond ha ha try and get throught that

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 29.05.2008, 20:58

I find the four-leaf clover in one of Ted's shacks while I was trying to eat Capt. Hook

. So I take the four-leaf clover and what do you know, it turns me back into a human and then I hire evil magicians to put spells on it to give it super evil powers. Then I use these super evil powers to defeat you and your no trespassing sign Myth.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 29.05.2008, 22:41

I fall into a puddle of kryptonite, where an ADD spider bites me, and the Dr. fuses metal to my bones, gives me an iron armor that's all tricked out. I pull myself out of the puddle and call myself SPUDERINE MAN. You run away in fear of your life...

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 31.05.2008, 01:44

i kick you you run away and i put 5 cout em 5 unarmed gards

beat that

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 12.06.2008, 18:32

all of my teeth grew back while I was gone
I now have a personal time sink that is powered by a pocket device strapped to my waist. When activated either by a button or thought, it creates a field that conforms to my body and in it, I can move as normal, but for the rest of existence, time will have stopped! It is the only one in existence.
I also have rebuilt my I-MM-X/Sandworm army, and sport a light kanta that I can use to chop anyones head off
I activate the time sink, chop all of your guards and your head off, then I stand at the center of the hill, I then turn off the time sink, and my army moves in 5 seconds later.
Remember I have the ability to stop time by my own mind, the device used is unbreakable, and both it and my light kanta never runs out of energy.
also, I have the Immeserable-X and Sand Worm army back.
Don't remember what they were? check my post at pg 31
TEH HILL IS MINE!!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 12.06.2008, 19:08

i ask you nicly to give the watch... you say no...i give you the puppydog eyes and you say fine and you surrender the army. the hill is mine