King Of The Hill

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 17.06.2007, 12:57

Deep Silver wrote:I just use my super-flame-plazma-energy-electro-demeterializing-pingpongballthrowing-chickenkilling-particleaccelerator-freezing-evaperizing-mp3playing-hamsterpowered-satalite-ion-reflecting-powerfieldgenerating-spacedisorting-microwaveproducing-m4a1looking-rocketthrowing-mindcontroling-c4planting-alpahighenergyplazmathrowing-photoncannondisrupting-laseraiming-water pistol to get you all of my hill ...

YOU HARMED ME !

You were suposed to DONT :'(

Uh ? if you destroy evrything yur hill just hangs in the empty universe , so you are duying of no-oxigen

Then suddently God appears re-creates evrything and hupla , the hill is MINE AGAIN

( if you (like me )believe in evolotion, it's he same Big bang => w8 long enough => evrything re-created

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Guest · Post by **Guest** » 18.06.2007, 02:19

I cut a deal with GOD and he destroys your evoultion and creates me an unbeatable, invinsible, unstoppable being to hold the hill for me.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 18.06.2007, 12:19

I cut a better deal w/ god and he takes back the invincible guardian thing. Then I punt you off the hill and set up a bunch of computerized 50 megawatt railguns and set them to shoot anyone coming towards the hill

My hill

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 18.06.2007, 14:24

general3 wrote:I cut a deal with GOD and he destroys your evoultion and creates me an unbeatable, invinsible, unstoppable being to hold the hill for me.

So uh , if God stops it , there is no HILL -O-

The hill is still mine

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 18.06.2007, 18:00

actually no. I think he meant that he only erased the part of you evolving back from nothing, and left everything else. If I'm wrong, then I role you down the hill that shoot you in the head, and hire mercenaries to gaurd the hill

my hill

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 18.06.2007, 18:04

I use old fashion V2's and bombard you for DAYS , no MONTHS , NO YEARS ! AFTER a few millenia's i stop , come and look with special survive -suit , there is NOTHING left , so i go to the little no-one's land filled wit death Nothing could survive in it for another few millenias , so i build a survive-station that needs no supplys ,

MY HILL !

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 18.06.2007, 18:12

I use alien technology to remove the dangerous gases, chemicals, etc. so that the hill is safe again, then I send my quicksilver dragon to tear your survive station to pieces, and eat you whole. I walk to the top.

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 18.06.2007, 18:29

I come i a Huge IPOD and play horrible music tht nothing resist , exept me ^^

MY HILL

*good music...*

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 18.06.2007, 19:07

I cause your (the Ipod's) circuitry to catch on fire, making you burn down. Then I douse the remains with water.

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 18.06.2007, 19:08

i do the same as said before ut with Zune's which are court-circuit protected ^^

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 18.06.2007, 19:18

Then I bash the Zune(s) to pieces with Mjolnir (Thor's hammer) and disperse the powdered Zunes into the wind.

MY HILL

(plz don't use Zens or sometin' next, its getting redundant

)

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 18.06.2007, 19:33

I just fart towards you
You die cuz of the smell

MY [censored] HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 18.06.2007, 19:49

I tramble you with a stampede of elephants. Then construct a 1 km thick bubble of pure diamond (strengthened even more by magic) that goes underground as well making me fully protected. Then I magically create a air circulaiting system, etc. to let me live in my bubble. Also I station Eight Golems (Mystical beings who are rivaled in strength only by gods and kill with a touch) armed with rocket launchers and automatic machine guns (with laser sighting) around the outside of my bubble to protect it.

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 18.06.2007, 19:58

your dead you can't do such things...

HOWEVER , i make myself invisble , thus getting realy close to your bubble without any scratch , make an invisbla sniper hut of artificial diamond ( diamond isn't the hardest stuff the world know any more with diamond 10 ad artificial diamond 11 as hardness^, the scale ist 'rechtlijnig'(if someone could traduct that in english ) ) and that snipe the weak link of your air syrculation stuff thats jst outside all protection , you die and your mystical beiings die dude tha fact that they are magicaly binded with your life ( you used magics to make your beings better remember ^^ )

I just go on the hill sit , sing a song , play in the grass

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 18.06.2007, 20:26

We have been dying and coming back to life for the last couple of posts, like when my dragon ate you, nothing new.

I zap you with lighting, killing you instantly. I walk up the hill and sit down in the grass and use my sttelites to warn me if anyone comes within a league of my hill (if my satelites that can also detect invisible people, detects someone, I blow him/her up with a missile).

For the billionth time,

MY HILL