King Of The Hill

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 01.06.2007, 11:07

I put a killing curse on King Kong and claim the hill for my descendants.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 01.06.2007, 17:51

*razes the entire hill killing everyone*

*builds a new one with his name imprinted on it and sits on top*

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 01.06.2007, 19:30

my friends friends friend steps on you and hes as biger than king kong steps on you

the hill is mine

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 01.06.2007, 19:56

Your friend's friend's friend can be as big as he wants. The warriors of the world united can beat every one.They take off ther basses, guitars,drums and play "louden than hell"(manowar's album). They scare your friend's friend's friend. He pees on his pants and he begs for mercy. We dont have mercy on our heatrs, so we cut his head off.
The hill belongs to the right king now.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 01.06.2007, 23:19

my friends friends friends friend kill you with his volcano flame thrower

the hill is mine

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 02.06.2007, 22:48

the warriors of thw orld ressurct from their graves when they hear me singing "battle crys". they kill you. the hill is mine again

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 03.06.2007, 09:13

I summon the power of Underpantyworld and use it to destroy your troops. The hill returns to my possession.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 08.06.2007, 07:54

* pumps himself up to be 10x larger than the largest thing ever known to mankind*

kicks everyone off that damn hill

ITS MINE!!!!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 11.06.2007, 00:15

We sing louder than hell, and you give up and suicides. We use your huge corpse as our brand-new hill.
We are the kings of the hill AND.... The kings of Metal.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 16.06.2007, 21:27

Then i kindly ask if i can get the hill with the *cat-off-shrek2-movie-eyes* ( you know when a cat looks very cute to you and you think 'auhhhh' )
Your little band says ok and leave , i then settle on top playng with all my cute little friends , No-one dares to harm them so cute we all are

THE HILL IS MINE

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 16.06.2007, 22:01

I just use my super-flame-plazma-energy-electro-demeterializing-pingpongballthrowing-chickenkilling-particleaccelerator-freezing-evaperizing-mp3playing-hamsterpowered-satalite-ion-reflecting-powerfieldgenerating-spacedisorting-microwaveproducing-m4a1looking-rocketthrowing-mindcontroling-c4planting-alpahighenergyplazmathrowing-photoncannondisrupting-laseraiming-water pistol to get you all of my hill ...

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 16.06.2007, 22:03

Deep Silver wrote:I just use my super-flame-plazma-energy-electro-demeterializing-pingpongballthrowing-chickenkilling-particleaccelerator-freezing-evaperizing-mp3playing-hamsterpowered-satalite-ion-reflecting-powerfieldgenerating-spacedisorting-microwaveproducing-m4a1looking-rocketthrowing-mindcontroling-c4planting-alpahighenergyplazmathrowing-photoncannondisrupting-laseraiming-water pistol to get you all of my hill ...

My hill is not for sale and i will use my gun to defend it ...

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 16.06.2007, 22:08

I buy the hill from shallow silver. I would join the UN become a valued member. Start a country and become a soveriegn country that will have US, Russia, China, England, Pakistan, France, Germany, Iran, North Korea drop nukes on it if someone invades or even gets close.
I also work with the US to develop a inpertertable defense network for my country. I will also had out HUGE rewards to citizens who kill any tresspassers.

Making me "THE" king of the hill forever.

Andy

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 16.06.2007, 22:17

Deep Silver wrote:I just use my super-flame-plazma-energy-electro-demeterializing-pingpongballthrowing-chickenkilling-particleaccelerator-freezing-evaperizing-mp3playing-hamsterpowered-satalite-ion-reflecting-powerfieldgenerating-spacedisorting-microwaveproducing-m4a1looking-rocketthrowing-mindcontroling-c4planting-alpahighenergyplazmathrowing-photoncannondisrupting-laseraiming-water pistol to get you all of my hill ...

Dont forget my gun is power field generating thus making the hill mine again ...

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 16.06.2007, 22:30

I plant a virus desrtoying your gun forever.
I then use an ancient weapon to destroy all the competeion making me the only person left anywhere. This ancient weapons also destroys everything inculding heaven, hell, underpants world, EVERYTHING, except MY hill.
I then redo my first plan.
And we all live happily every after.