Corrupt-a-wish!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 13.08.2009, 21:17

You have a beer standing on the coffee table right next to you, but unfortunately you got granted sally's wish by accident and all you can do is lay on the couch and do nothing and watch that freezing cold, tasty beer go warm.

I wish I could eat chocolate all day without getting supersized... The ultimate wish!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 13.08.2009, 22:26

you can, you don't get larger, instead, you get thinner after every bite you take, and in the end not a trace of your body is left.

I'm still wishing for that beer.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 14.08.2009, 07:32

You do get your beer, but as you try to reach for it, it suddenly seems to be further away than you thought. You dance around in circles in your living room trying to grab the beer but you never touch it. Turns out you were so dehydrated you started hallucinating...

I wish I had a butler!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 14.08.2009, 07:53

You had a butler, but it turns out we was involved in a bank theft and was arrested and you are sentenced 2 months for hiding a thief under your home(just made that up

).

I wish everyone would stop turning wishes into corrupt wishes

.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 14.08.2009, 12:11

They won't.

I wish someone would make a wish

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 14.08.2009, 12:55

I won't.

No seriously, I won't.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 14.08.2009, 12:55

....alright!

I STILL want that beer. -.-'

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 14.08.2009, 13:35

Fine! Here!

Ofcourse it is a virtual beer, so you can only look at it and imagine how good it would taste if you had a real one..

Wish I had a Gibson Les Paul.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 14.08.2009, 13:58

Not a chance in hell.
Sorry, I just cannot grant that wish, not even a broken one.

I wish my 2D animated beer became 3D.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 14.08.2009, 14:06

it did become 3D
But it was still animated...

I still wish I had a Les Paul..

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 15.08.2009, 03:09

Sorry not for sale

I wish i got The Genie Lamp

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 15.08.2009, 10:10

major3000 wrote:Sorry not for sale

xou are supposed to grant a wish in a way that screws it up, not just say "Sorry not for sale

"

let me do it for you:

You get your les paul, but since its the most freakin ovverrated guitar in the world, you get bored of it in 2 days, hack it to pieces and burn it in your backyard.

i wish major3000 didnt have a genie lamp because if he had, with his [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] mind, his 3 wishes would [censored] destroy our [censored] world

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 15.08.2009, 10:45

I give major a genie lamp.

If I ever saw someone burning a les paul because they hate it,I would just burn them.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 15.08.2009, 12:13

Corpbulldog7 wrote:I give major a genie lamp.

oh look, IT has learned to read and write

how cute is that

now all we have to teach it is to understand the word "corrupt"

then it should be able to play this game as it is supposed to be played

Corpbulldog7 wrote:If I ever saw someone burning les paul because they hate it, I would just burn them.

Hum, on second thought, maybe we should also burn a les paul in front of its eyes

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 15.08.2009, 12:27

Awww...

I take out the magical FIRE EXTINGUISHER and put out the les paul.

And as a great tribute to the guy himself,les paul,who died two days ago,I will start playing it.

Oh,wait...

I wish I was the best guitar player in the world!