Funny Messages From System

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 05.02.2009, 14:58

Subject Call from the warehouse

Hello boss,
the three Japanese businessman I was told to guide through our factory are completely fazed by our great company. One of them told me he'd send us a couple of their best computers by way of thanking us.
And i got 100 Computers Q3

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 18.02.2009, 19:32

Message from System, 18.02.09 20:03
Subject Garbage collection
Hello boss,
the payments for the garbage collection have just been debited from our account. 500

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 08.07.2009, 07:09

Good morning boss,
Hmmm... Should I tell him that he signed the wrong contract? Naw, I'd rather not, otherwise I'd have to stay in the office for another hour....

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 08.07.2009, 20:06

Good evening boss,
could you expand my office instead of your factories next time?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 09.07.2009, 03:07

Good morning boss,
What have you done? The government is questioning the legitimacy of our last deal. Are we being watched?

Sally, I let you sit my accounts for a couple days and this is what happens, eh?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 10.07.2009, 19:10

Good evening boss,
Don't you think we should plan our web appearance? My brother just opened an internet agency. He might have a few ideas to help us.

Uhhh... she hasen't seen VCMindustrial.come2me.nl yet? xD

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 10.07.2009, 19:59

VerConMat Industries BV wrote:Good evening boss,
Don't you think we should plan our web appearance? My brother just opened an internet agency. He might have a few ideas to help us.

Uhhh... she hasen't seen VCMindustrial.come2me.nl yet? xD

She has- that's why she's reccommending you get help

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 10.07.2009, 20:35

Felix, that hurt.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 10.07.2009, 22:48

VerConMat Industries BV wrote:Felix, that hurt.

Good to hear

tis wh im loved ofc

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 11.07.2009, 10:02

Jeez Felix, do you have a problem with finishing your words?
Takes to much time or something?

"It is why I am loved ofcourse".

There, now everone understands.
Did'nt even take me that long to write.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 11.07.2009, 14:45

Yeah, I can see that you are loved, Felix

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 11.07.2009, 15:27

We hurt you because we love you
But dont worry Sally will be there to repeat your perfectly clear sentances any time you need, for a nominal fee of course. No 3000 a word is cheap for this market! Please note the space between the words sally, for later reference

H8)

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 11.07.2009, 18:43

I noticed something else: You falsified my quote!!!
I don't write like a retard!!
Correct it NOW or I will sew!!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 11.07.2009, 21:24

sally wrote:I don't write like a retard!!
Correct it NOW or I will sew!!!

uhh, sally...

sew = naaien (dutch translation)

I think you're looking for:
sue = aanklagen (dutch translation)

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 11.07.2009, 22:42

Prehaps you can make me a new suit while your at it hmmm?
Well done sally, you made me look really silly

H

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