Corrupt-a-wish!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 21.03.2009, 10:42

You are but you suck and miss every shot. Eventually no-one hires you at all so you advertise on the TV and newspapers and the police come and get you and lock you away for 1,000 years

I wish i could be an official forum mod

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 26.03.2009, 02:38

You are but only to get shoot by an angry user

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I wish i can see the future .

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 26.03.2009, 20:32

You can but you lose the ability to see, speak, write or hear.

I wish Goldeneye posted more so i could mock him

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 28.03.2009, 02:24

you did mocked him so much that you were bannded form the forum

I wish i can change the past .

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 28.03.2009, 10:53

You can but it causes you not to be born, which means you cant change the past, which means you were born but then you could change the past so you werent born, so you couldnt change the past, but that then means you were born so you could change the past and so you werent born..... etc etc

Eventually you give up and shoot yourself...

I wish i was ub-bannable

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 30.03.2009, 17:13

You were but your right to write is no more active
You are now silent user

I wish i got Superhuman Intelligence

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 13.04.2009, 03:34

you received your wish but your physical stature could not support your brain and you fell over and broke your head open.

I wish I could see

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 13.04.2009, 03:56

to bad you can, and since you wish yourself to see, you end up going blind

I wish I could wish a real wish that would wish a good wish
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EDIT: and for those who are mad at me for telling a blind man he can see, please take the time to think about what you are on right now.
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think..think..
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oh yeah the internet so he has to read it and he has to type so he has to see, so he isn't blind omg
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OHHH I GET IT.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 13.04.2009, 09:22

Coz you said the word (Wish) 5 times you turned in to a Cow .
I wish i have the ability of healing .

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 14.04.2009, 01:13

you do but everyone dies in an explosion and no one lives

I wish I had I wish that was a good wish

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 14.04.2009, 03:08

but since you dont..there is nothing to unwish

I wish for peace and goodwill on earth

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 16.04.2009, 14:21

There is, but as soon as you wish it you turn into a candidate of the Miss Canada beauty contest, people are very confused at first because everybody can clearly see you are a man but your Canadian fans defend you and they choose you to be Miss Canada anyway, and soon after that you enter the Miss World contest.
Now everybody starts arguing about your participation since you are not a woman, and it turns into an international issue,the United States declare war on Canada, ofcourse then Great Brittain joins in and soon there is a worldwar 3.

I wish I was in a great mood all the time.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 01.05.2009, 08:18

You find yourself to be in a good mood for all eternity which becomes so boring after a couple of hundred years that you want nothing else but the good mood to go away.

I wish I was a blonde.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 01.05.2009, 09:02

You are blonde, but it turns out you used to be a man, so you should say blond.

I wish the real world could be managed with keystrokes like the internet.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 01.05.2009, 15:56

Your wish has come true,
it can now be be managed from the keyboard with just a few strokes,
but I found out first, so now I control the world, and I am not sharing my new power.

I wish I knew what to do with my new power.