King Of The Hill

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 10.10.2009, 12:35

you have not paid your taxes to your force fields were repossessed all but one which i snuck into while you arguing with the repo man
my hill

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 10.10.2009, 12:54

dont you rmembere that the force field kills anyone in the radius of 30 miles, fo you are dead along with the repo man so now i dont haveto pay me taxes

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 10.10.2009, 12:54

myhill

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 10.10.2009, 14:08

I cough a loud and extremely large cough that blows you and every single defense system you put on the hill. My hill.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 10.10.2009, 16:01

you get killed while you are coughing[30 miles] because if you try to cough that loud, i think your body will explode.

aunt ethel once again revives me with all my anti- cough, anti-hacker,anti-anti, and anti- evertything force fields along with my popcorn and ak 47 and warheads and every thing else.

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 10.10.2009, 16:05

my hill

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 10.10.2009, 16:08

Your hill and everything you own breaks and gets destroyed with your hill, because you have too much power. Everything crumbles, and I make a new hill.

Ny hill, and its my hill because I made it.

Why dont we end this game and everyone makes his own hill?

If you agree, write I made a hill.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 10.10.2009, 16:13

fanek trading corp wrote:thats not true.
she doesnt even know your name.
she is mine..
so is the hill so are my other 23 force fields

my hill
aunt ethel is not with you because you sell wood for a really high price

In fact if you read through the whole of these 75 pages odd you'll find Sally owns auntie ethel no matter how much you want her

I disagree with making my own hill- I'm too lazy.

Instead I kindly ask Auntie ethel to help me take COTAL's hill. Remembering me from the good old days she eats COTAL and poop's on fanek trading corp's head and drowns him in poop.

I call a team of seweage cleaners to clear up the mess and when they finally retrieve the dead limp body of fanek and take it away i go and claim...

My Hill!!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 10.10.2009, 16:19

I beat the **** out of you with my baseball bat. You start to bleed from everywhere, and all broozed. I keep punching you in the face telling you:" You want my hill you cocrouch! Ha!!!!! " I punch you more then:" You aint getting it, and you eat me???? Go to hell!" I open the ground with my arms and throw you in hell where you will be hit forever by a rope and always bleed and have cuts and each day ends, I pour alcohol over you to make you suffer. MY HILL.

P.S.: Think again of taking my hill

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 10.10.2009, 16:30

1. me and cotal sign a contract that we will share the hill and defend it together
2.sally isnt online on this game lately so aunt ethel is ours. aunt ethel also forgets about sally as she is not online lately.
3. so ethel revives everything with all the force fields ant everything and can kill anyine with the radius of 90 miles this time.
4.we also build a stronger force and we control it together.

OUR HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 10.10.2009, 16:34

Also, our hill has an alarm called:No Visitors.

If you attempt to take the hill in any way it stops you, and this alarm is permanent and cannot be destroyed or damaged or any other way used to take the hill from us.

It cannot be turned into anyway that leads into the ownership of other people, even if you hack it, disable it, destroy it, remove it or anything.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 10.10.2009, 19:17

After a good night sleep for almost 3 weeks Aunt Ethel wakes up hearing a strange sound..is that an alarm bell?
Hmm, must be her imagination.
While she was asleep in the little hidden bedroom in HER HILL (thats right, Aunt Ethel never left) she had the most amazing dreams about a guy called Fanek something, and a guy named Cotal and all kinds of people.
They wanted to take the hill or something like that..haha, what crazy dreams a person can have.
Aunt Ethel puts on her morning robe and goes to make a nice cup of tea, then she goes to read the newspaper at the top of her hill and...hey...what is that??
That looks like some alarmclock..how odd..she can't remember putting it there.
" I must be getting old" she says, shaking her head.
"Why on earth would I put an alarm clock there"..
Well, as long as it's there better keep it, i must have put it there for a reason..

Then she sits back in her comfy chair and enjoys her tea while knitting a warm sweater Q137.
Nice and quiet here, and no visitors at all, that is a little strange.. Usually there is always someone..
but oh well, who needs visitors.
What a beautiful day on Aunt Ethels hill.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 11.10.2009, 00:48

i visit the local pet shop and buy a lot of cats!!

i also build an old looking hose at the bottom of the hill. and put the cats in the house.

now becase Aunt Ethel likes cats and old houses she leaves the hill and goes into the house to retire for the rest of her infinite life.

i slowly walk up the hill in victory.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 11.10.2009, 05:02

me and cotal finally come shoot you of your hill and infect you with a disease [from a gun] that you go screaming and go eat all aunt ethel cat.
cotal goes and saves aunt ethel before you eat her and she grants us a prize of : all 18 force fields anti evverything and all guns and popcorn.

and she signs another contract that she will also never forget us and she will keep conquering the hill with us.

Our new force fields:
1.a force field that helps people inside never forget[so aunt ethel will never forget about us
2.a force field that kills any living thing or object or plant withing the radius of 100 miles.
3.a force field that protects us from all diseases
4.a force field that doesnt disappear just like that
5-18.force fields anti everything.

and dont worry about the air and water and oxygen and food, aunt ethel provides this for us.

OUR HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 19.10.2009, 15:02

Sitting in a quiet corner I'm watching your silly games. A few years back, I visited aunt Ethel's house and I found such an interesting library that I never left. I walk up to the kitchen to get a cup of tea and scare the crap out of you. "If the house is haunted, I don't want it anymore!!" you scream, and you run down the hill. I don't mind, the less the merrier.

My hill?