King Of The Hill

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 06.08.2009, 22:24

I don't you think this suit will protect you from my Frozen Shooter gun.

I iced you Then send you to outer space to Pluto .

My Hell .

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 07.08.2009, 05:10

Thank God I had my Fine Cognac "Napoleon" that warmed me up. I through the empty bottle to you. You get dizzy and fall from the hill. MY hill!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 07.08.2009, 08:46

Your attempts to steal the DEVIL'S HILL are not working. I unleash an army of demons that eat you alive. MY HILL!!!!!!!!!!11

ANYONE WHO WANTS TO TAKE IT WILL BE TORTURED MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.............and i almost forgot......HA!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 07.08.2009, 15:06

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...You know... the one that kills demons!

My Hill

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 07.08.2009, 16:10

Your Van Helsing wont stop me. I have buried him with sand while he was alive. Now, i send an army of demonds to chamber you in the rocks of melting hell where you will be tortured and wipped with a rope. In-slaved in 24-hours work and 7 days a week. NO BREAKS, and if you slack at work, you will be wipped MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

MY HILL

VAN HELSING HA? BURIED WITH SAND!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 07.08.2009, 21:17

atanesa wrote:In-slaved in 24-hours work and 7 days a week. NO BREAKS, and if you slack at work, you will be wipped MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I see no bad in this. It's pure Capitalism

Anyway, I'll strike for an eternity! You can't handle the shock.My hill!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 07.08.2009, 21:20

Alas, my demon army is gone, yet i still have my powers. I just simply push you off the hill and you fall down on a large rock and your head hits it and you start to bleed then die. Easy kills

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Guest · Post by **Guest** » 07.08.2009, 21:41

HaHa! I [censored] you. It wasn't blood. You relax thinking you got rid of me but I jump in front of you screaming... "Boo". You got a heart attack. MY hill

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 08.08.2009, 08:43

I shoot you in the head and your explodes and i made a 100% test that your dead and you cant come back to the hill and my TEST IS CORRECT!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 08.08.2009, 09:01

After finishing urinating on your testing whether Tacker is dead machine and hiding when you came back in a sneak up behind you while your laughing, you dont notice till I burp really loudly and you fall over and have an anaphalactic shock and start having spasm's on the floor, not knowing what to do with you I push you down the side of the hill.

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 08.08.2009, 09:04

I hold on to a rock and climb back up. I release my hounds from their cages and they start biting you and taking each part of your body and eating it and when they eat all your flesh, i throw your skeleton in a acidic pot were your skeleton melts.

MY HILL.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 08.08.2009, 09:07

Finally finishing my veggie burger at McDonalds... The thing with the highest meat content on their menu

I walk back up my hill and see how my replacement was doing. As I walk in the door I see atanesa laughing over a vat of acid. So I walk around behind him and make friends with all the dogs and give them some chips. Finally I go over and lean over atanesa's shoulder to see what's in the vat. When you see me you gasp in shock and stumble backwards into the vat of acid. And because you mistreated your dogs one ran over and ripped all your clothes off and I watched for 5minutes as you flesh bubbled away and you died.

My hill

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 08.08.2009, 09:12

Likely i have vanishing powers, so what you saw was a trick. I go and punch you in the face then kick you on your kidney, you fall down bleeding from your nose and i tell you " you want the hill ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!Come and get it!!!!!!!!" I kick you on your stomache and stop to breathe. Then, i keep punching you and punching you in the face. And made a test that you are not a decoy, but FELIXBLUINDUSTRIES himself 100%. Then i kill the hounds that betrayed me and got a furious tiger. I throw your broozed, bleeding body in the tiger's cage and he starts to eat you brutally. MY HILL.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 08.08.2009, 09:16

I take off the tiger suit,spit felix out because he had Micky D (Yuck!)
I then chuck felix down the hill and eat the evil superdevil of death there!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 08.08.2009, 09:23

Really I was holding the rest of my veggie burger and feeding it to the Tiger, you should know cats like each other at first:

Felix

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And a Tiger:

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So when I've finished feeeding the Tiger, I get it to hide me. When you think I've all disappeared and been eaten you laugh and let the Tiger out of it's cage to put it in a bigger less messy one cause at heart your kind. You stand well away so don't notice when I slip out from under the Tiger. I then sneak to all your control panels and call all the government organizations of the world and told them you killed the doggies. At first they think nothing of it, then I tell them I have contacts in the media world. So all of a sudden thousands of planes come n from all over the world and SWAT teams from every nationality come in and shoot you a lot then put you in a non vanishing cage- meaning you can't vanish out of it. Then they put you in a cage, within a cage, within a cage, within a cage. And there's a cage for every country that took part so in total your surrounded by 10feet of hard plastic, 100feet of cold hard steel and 2feet of platinum(America felt rich).

You are searched before being put in all these cages and they take everything off you and lock you up again, checking again that it is really you they throwyou into a prison guarded by thousands of men... and sally... Who keep watch on you day and night. They clear you bank account and give it all to me for beign a citizen and since you owned the hill I got that too

My hill!!!