Q: If a 180 pound and a 210 pound investment banker jump out of a 25th floor window at the same time, which one will hit the pavement first?
A1: Who cares?
A2: It's a trick question...neither banker will hit the ground. They will simply deploy their golden parachutes and float gently back to their summer homes in the Hamptons.
Two investment bankers commit suicide at the same time
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Re: Two investment bankers commit suicide at the same time
It depends on the way they fly down to the ground. If the first makes his body to look like a straight arrow and the other one falls down like a least of paper - the one who flies like arrow will hit the ground first because he will be more aerodynamic and will rend the air faster. The other will fall slower because there will be more air resistance on his body.balaam wrote:Q: If a 180 pound and a 210 pound investment banker jump out of a 25th floor window at the same time, which one will hit the pavement first?
A1: Who cares?
A2: It's a trick question...neither banker will hit the ground. They will simply deploy their golden parachutes and float gently back to their summer homes in the Hamptons.
