, and said, "Donkey...."
I'm sorry that the wife's name is donkey, but this story was getting confused!
Three Word Story
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There was once a young farmer home for a break when a knock at the door startled him. He went to the kitchen and stumbled around in a drunken stupor and found a giant blue fish staring at a large pumpkin. The noise coming from the fish ... a frog crawled onto his head. The noise coming from the fish scared a frog who crawled onto his head. Again a knock came form the door. The fish was afraid of the big bad wolf, which stood 84 feet tall and had 5 heads, with 10 feet and also a big toe. The next thing that everybody knew was the singing that was bad and could be heard for miles, from inside the shell of a giant pearl-bearing oyster. It roused the librarian's hackles when the kamasutra fell on donkey's head and the farmer saw his wife, and said, "Donkey...." Donkey was aroused,
"I'm pretty drunk"
"I'm pretty drunk"