Corrupt-a-wish!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 13.03.2009, 22:33

They did respond to you, in fact they all did: everybody all over the world who had msn and scype responded to you, millions of people wanted to talk to you and you were online 24 hours a day and still it wasn't enough, and finally you went insane and took your computer and ran 60 stairs up a high building, you threw the computer off the building and then you jumped..

I still wish I didn't have to do anything I don't want to do, and I had no obligations.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 13.03.2009, 22:42

You get granted but you get so lazy and obese by doing nothing your flubber rubber rolls into your own mouth and choked you to death

I wish i had a sexy car....adn a driving license

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 14.03.2009, 13:53

it spontaneously combusts with you inside,

I wish i had 1000 coins (legally)

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 14.03.2009, 20:49

You legally got 1000coins via paypal but you loose all your money as a hacker took your detals-while waiting for your insurance to pay out the internet company cuts your internet- you loose your electricity water and heating... You die before the insurance reaches you

I wish i wasn't such a "tw at"

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 15.03.2009, 12:09

The wish fairy reads your wish and scratches behind her ear: this is a hard wish to fulfill.. . but she tries anyway: it doesn't work!
She tries again: still no change..She tries as hard as she can..and again and again, nothing happens! you are still a "tw at"..
After trying for a week she gets a nervous breakdown and before the doctor sends her off to a spa for recovery she tries one more time: It works!!
But..Oh no!! Because she is so exhausted it works the other way around!!
You are now even more a "tw at" then you ever were before!!
Everybody hates you and even you can't stand yourself so you commit suicide.

I wish I looked great when I get up in the morning without having to do anything about it.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 15.03.2009, 13:28

you do look great if you live on the alien planet... Planet X, there you would look great but here you are so hideous that someone shoots and kills you.

I wish i had Q127 wardrobe research

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 15.03.2009, 13:49

You get it and start to produce a wardrobe but... OH NO! your out of wood-no worries just go buy some from the market... omg :O someone bought up the whole wood market :O i think you need aprivate supplier but no-one wants to sell to you... getting annoyed that you cant use it you put it up in the aucton starting bid 1 cap... but everyone but one n00b wass offline living their real lives and this n00b bid 1cap and you were forced to sell it to him! God damn it what pity

I wish that i could die

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 15.03.2009, 14:58

felixbluindustries wrote:You get it and start to produce a wardrobe but... OH NO! your out of wood-no worries just go buy some from the market... omg :O someone bought up the whole wood market :O i think you need aprivate supplier but no-one wants to sell to you... getting annoyed that you cant use it you put it up in the aucton starting bid 1 cap... but everyone but one n00b wass offline living their real lives and this n00b bid 1cap and you were forced to sell it to him! God damn it what pity

I wish that i could die

You become immortal, but with one downside. You will have so horrible pains that no medic can heal or relief your pain. Also you cant move. You will suffer in pains until earth explodes in nuclear war, and u leave in space. You cant breath, so u suffer even more pains.

I wish my wishes could not be corrupted.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 15.03.2009, 15:29

Damn and snap ive replied to so many of these wishes

It comes true... then you get hit by a freight train

deal with it guys stop trying to have uncorruptable wishes... the outcomes always the same... you get hit by flying freight trains

I wish i could DIE and like not live i dont wanna be immortal i want a cool grave and shizzle

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 16.03.2009, 13:59

You got it!

I wish I had nothing to wish for.

PS: You got your wish, but one day God woke you from the dead because he wants you to corrupt more wishes.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 19.03.2009, 00:02

That wish turned you in to the geune in the lamp .

I wish i was Iron Man

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 19.03.2009, 09:34

You are... then you rust closed in your sleep

I wish i had more posts than farmboy

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 19.03.2009, 13:52

You did.. and then farmboy killed you with one of his guns.
Wish I could control the weather.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 19.03.2009, 17:52

You can, you can only control how much it rains though. the minmum is downpur the maximum is uber death floods

I wish i knew what to do

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 21.03.2009, 10:03

You found out that you want to find the center of the universe and that lead You to be crazy as a checken .
I wish to be the Hitman .