Corrupt-a-wish!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 31.01.2009, 21:16

it happens then you figure out you dont have to go to school and then you dont get a job because you have no learning things, so you die or hunger because you couldnt afford food

I wish that I had 500 contest certificates that wouldnt disappear or go down in value at all, also everyone wanted at least 100 of them

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 01.02.2009, 11:11

You get them but goldeneye thinks that you hacked so denies you access to your status symbol warehouse forever, while the programmers drink coffee and look at all the money they're earning

I wish i could get a brilliant job that i loved when im older and that it pays well and i will never lose it

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 01.02.2009, 13:05

you demand so much that now one hires you

I wish i owned kapilands

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 17.02.2009, 13:01

You own kapilands but everyone suddenly gets bored and leaves. You earn no money and fall into debt and dispair and end up throwing yourself off a bridge.

I wish I could be really strong

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 17.02.2009, 13:23

you do then the after affect of steroids takes affect and you start growing breasts and losing your peepee

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You are so humiliated you hire me to shoot you.

I wish I was Bill Gates

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 17.02.2009, 14:28

You are Bill Gates... he lives in alaska and is 89years old. He is an eskimo who has never left alaska and you arent used to the extrme cold and freeze to death... pity you didnt specify what Bill Gates

I wish i could have my own personal loyal army and enough money to pay them

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 18.02.2009, 01:41

you did, but it was Canadian money, and they killed you

I wish i had a phone in my head and when i wanted to call someone i just thought of them and i could call them

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 18.02.2009, 13:03

You did , but after chirugicaly implanting it, the doctors realised they had done some mistakes whit horrible consequences : Vital parts of your brains were hit, thus unabeling you to think methodicaly ==> You could never phone with your implanted phone...

I wish my wishes were always granted

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 18.02.2009, 19:05

They always will be, but alas will always go horribly wrong

(see the past 12pages)

I wish all my expansions would finish in 1 hour

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 20.02.2009, 14:09

They do, but they were expanded so fast that they forgot to put doors in so you will never be able to use the buildings

I wish i had $16.84

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 20.02.2009, 17:02

you are given $16.84 but in jamacan dollars which are practically worthless.

I wish my factories had doors that wroked

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 22.02.2009, 13:29

they do, but your factories did not have any machinery, so all you have are empty buildings.

I which i had $16.84 Canadian

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 22.02.2009, 14:03

You get $16.84 in canadian dollars but the governement suddenly decides that it doesn't like dollars anymore and switches over to the british pound, thus leaving you $16.84 in canadian dollars useless

I wish I could have my xbox back

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 22.02.2009, 14:08

You get it back, but its a Xbox and who plays the Xbox anymore

I wish my Xbox 360 was an elite instead of just the regular 20 gigabyte one

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 22.02.2009, 14:17

You get it but the the red ring of death appeared and when taken in for examination they break it accidentally beyond repair with no warranty.

I wish i had my xbox 360 elite cable back, and it doesnt have the red ring of death