King Of The Hill

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 21.12.2008, 00:08

farmboy wrote: Lman where you from?

east coast USA
i go to a hypnotist and recall all by memories i come back and slice you into small pieces with a chainsaw
my hill

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 21.12.2008, 00:30

ahh i am from Nebraska so... yeah

as you were chopping I kicked you were it counts u went over and chopped off your toes and was crying out in agony so I shot you in the head to shut up

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 21.12.2008, 19:16

then i remember my mind over matter teachings and don't feel anything, i get up and strangle you to death sew myself back together
my hill

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 21.12.2008, 23:51

i take a shevel and move the hill in my backyard

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 22.12.2008, 00:52

i bought your backyard from the bank that took it from you due to a loan you had forgotten to pay...... so the hill is on it and it is MINE!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 22.12.2008, 01:45

so i shot you

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 22.12.2008, 23:53

i shoot you from long range, hop in my helicopter and fly to the hill and claim it as my own, setting up an army of invincible chipmunks

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 23.12.2008, 00:26

I use a teloporting device to teleport your chimpmunks to another planet and thei come and kick your behind off of

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 23.12.2008, 03:21

as i am falling down i shoot my grable hook to a near by tree swing around the hill kick you and redraw the rope, you stand back up pointing a gun at me.

right before you shoot me the grable hook goes threw your head and kills you and making the gun go in the air i catch it and shoot the chipmunks

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 23.12.2008, 09:13

after this funny performance, I say both guys to have a break and have lunch i've brought them.

Actually lunch is poisoned and after they have ate their portions they blow up like silly mushrooms

I'm alone on the hill!

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 23.12.2008, 15:29

as a mushroom i come back and put a fungus on u transfuring my disease to you so after three days of sitting alone you start to sweat, get back pains, and start to get random trees growing on you every where, after another 2 days you run off afraid to show yourself in public as you are running I set up my tripod for my sniper rifle. You are a good 1.2 miles away and get you locked on and boom, boom, boom. You were shot three times before you hit the ground, and of course you died.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 23.12.2008, 15:42

And because Farmboy just murdered the last guy. he did not claim the hill.
I slowly walk to the top of the hill smiling.
I build a Brick house like the 3rd little pig.
BRING IT!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 23.12.2008, 17:37

as i didnt call it because I was building land mines and a very high tech bomb that are planted.

BOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY HILL, i quickly build a roof that nothing can get through because of the bricks falling down.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 24.12.2008, 01:11

I pretend to be a jahovus witness. You let me come in. As i preach and you fall asleep i shoot you in the back.

Some times you don't need to use force.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 24.12.2008, 04:51

HAHA great story about that one time, ok story then below in bold the king of the hill.

Ok so I am 16 my dad is in his 40's we live on a farm we are out working on a trailer they pull up. We can tell to, they use there blinker (no one were we live uses a blinker) they dont have a clue how to drive, there car is clean, and they are driving a car.

So i go i told my dad ok me and god are good its your turn so I go to the back of the shop and turn on the grinder.

I start grinding a part of an axle and he starts talking to them well the part catches and goes threw the grinder sparks fly everywhere I erupt in a ball of words (G*D D*M THIS PIECE OF SH**, FU** THIS SH**, FU**ING.....ect, ect, ect) you get the idea.

I am wearing my sunglasses, (summer = sun) I quickly look at what the witnesses are doing and their mouths couldnt open any wider if you tried to. They didnt say another word and left about 10 seconds after.

OH IT WAS GREAT!!!!! Another time one of our dogs attacked them, I have had 16 dogs in my life, all have died of various accidents, only one has died of old age.

And the dog that attacked them was the meanest dog I have ever had to other people but he still acted like a puppy to me and my family. (Killed 3 badgers in a fight)

ANYWAY I DONT LIKE witnesses so I shoot you

MY HILL