King Of The Hill

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 13.12.2008, 02:21

I ride my avatar onto the hill and it kicks you into the stratosphere...you land 1000 miles away

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 13.12.2008, 05:00

I walk 999.83 miles get my sniper rifle out, shoot you threw the arms. then as your trying to run away I shoot you in the legs then I walk the rest of the way get up to your head and shoot you point blank.

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 13.12.2008, 08:13

Time for oldschool, i cut your throut from the back with a Swiss Knife and build an army of squarles to attack all farmboys.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 13.12.2008, 11:27

I parachute down behind you and kick you from behind and wacth as you tumble down the hill- then i throw loads of chestnuts at you so your army of squirrels attack you and not me.

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 13.12.2008, 11:31

very wise, but one of my squerls was behind u and bit your but so you screamed and fell down the hill and died. Then i climbed with a pack of wild naimls and anacondas and surround my hill for defense. Woohoo nature fights back!

My HILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 13.12.2008, 12:43

I fly in with a flock of giant pterodactyls that scare all your animals away, the pterodactyls peck your organs out and fly away with you, i walk up the hill while a loyal (to me) pack of velociraptors guard it ...
MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 13.12.2008, 14:43

I carefully plant bombs around the hill to explode strait up. I denote them and all of your things die. I shoot you in the head my hill, let me say it again.

MY HILL for the 91st time again

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 13.12.2008, 16:11

I let loose a herd of cattle in your direction and they eat you alive and then run awya into the sunset as i get to the top of the hill surrounded by my super chickens.

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 13.12.2008, 16:31

i pour gas all over you, and with my 85 some odd power plants i strike you with lightning, the hill is mine

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 13.12.2008, 16:34

I get extremely annoyed at your obsession of abusing me so i buy a helicopter with my countless caps and fly over you and your hill dropping darts at you. When one hits and you cry out in pain i parachute down and push you down the hill.

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 13.12.2008, 21:18

i insert cheat killfelixbuindustries and it kills him and his stuff then i walk up the hill, get my massive fleet transport the hill onto one of my ships then make 1000 hills that look EXACTLY like the original hill and i activate cheat invincibleshield and my shields are invincible! then i will fire quantum torpedoes at anyone who dares to come at me. then i go to a galaxy 5000000000000 light years away from you then i insert cheat killMyth and Killatanesa and Killfarmboy. and i kill all their decoys so im fresh and btw cheat is my "limit break" so only i can use cheat! then i insert cheat cheatwheneveriwant and i can cheat when ever i want and you still cant cheat

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 13.12.2008, 22:56

ion496 wrote: btw cheat is my "limit break" so only i can use cheat!

it turns out that im you so you just killed yourself, and i have an awesome setup to stop anyone else, oh and btw im me.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 13.12.2008, 23:31

aliens with superb technology swoop in and abduct you, and drop me off on the hill

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 13.12.2008, 23:54

i was the alien and the shot both of you

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 14.12.2008, 11:29

I yawn as the explosives i planted earlier blow up in farmboy's space ship killing him instantaneously.

MY HILL