King Of The Hill

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 02.12.2008, 13:21

I send a girl scout cookie seller to the door, and she knocks and you LOVE chocolate chip cookies so you answer but as soon as you do she shoots you in the foot, you fall down the hill. I quickly pick you up and use you as a shield I go back to the top of the hill with you in front of me the the cannons cant kill me. I get to the door throw you out bring the girl scout in and then I reprogram the cannons to kill only you then after they kill you they will shoot at anything that moves. I also weld the door shut.

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 02.12.2008, 18:58

But, underground the hill i dig up and find your foot, i grab it and drown you and stick your mouth with sand and your scout till you suffocated. Then, i trap myself in a full defensive room, containing every defence in the world, and nothing can pass by it from all sides, No ONE could ever reach me or my hill!

MY HILL!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 03.12.2008, 03:47

great job on the defense room one problem you built it off the hill so i just kinda walk up the hill

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 03.12.2008, 05:12

Ahem i do not like cookies farmboy. I come and go up the hill and get an army of 1337 people to shoot you and then i build the equivalent of the great wall of china around the hill and then i put auto turrets on their and i put the password to change master ID so you cant hack it

and i also get some laser cannons and put them on the wall. and i put steel supports so you cant just make the wall collapse and i put a full defensive room on me with a supercomputer to play on

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 03.12.2008, 13:02

i get the huns (chinas ancient enemies) and they easily scale the wall and with in seconds there are 500000 huns on your wall your guns are taken out with their axes and they use their arrows to take down the other stuff

I order them back, I give them there pay and then I climb up one of the ropes. I easily find you, your playing a game and I shoot you in the back of the head. I order the book cracking passwords for dummies then I crack your password.

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 04.12.2008, 05:53

i grab an army of moles and quickly dig under the hill and my moles claw you to death while i get a fleet of battleships to bombard the auto cannons . I build new auto cannons with an unhackable password and a master ID for me and a to kill id for you and i get my moles to dig a HUGE ditch and i buy 5000000 Q100 water and put it into the ditch to make some water for my battleships and i make a full defensive room and barricade myself in with every defense in the world and i build a new great wall of china the equivalent but in steel and concrete and i put a giant roof on it and i put the massive concrete floor and walls and roof on my defensive room and i order the book protecting passwords for idiots and i quickly protect my password so you cant hack it. oh and i put the titanuim supports and a giant main gun that can destroy just about anything and i build the fastest, best computer ever to play on. my hill and i play my computer for a while but farmboy will come...

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 04.12.2008, 20:10

With a pointy arrow, i kill you. And then, out of nowhere i go to farmboy and destroy him and now he can never return to the hill, and now i gaurd my hill with Saucers that fire a laser destroying anything at any speed at any direction at any position in my hill, nad the person can never reach me oir my hill! Because defences cannot be destroyed or i can or you can take my hill! Muhahahahahahahahaha!

My Hill!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 05.12.2008, 00:03

One problem I sent a decoy to Paris, France he sat there you killed him and while you were killing him I sneaked in and stayed in the corner I made sure no one else was in the building, you built all of your other stuff. So of course being myself I pulled out my new gun and shot you in the head.

So i got all this cool stuff and even built an underground 204 mile titanium steel wall underground that no one or nothing can get through.

MY HILL I also built a secret "cough" that no one knows where it is and doesnt even know where to look so you cant kill me.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 05.12.2008, 05:43

I fire multiple arteliry cannons at the hill and airstrike it, destroying everything in and at it., then i borrow star treks technology and then scoop up the hill with a cutting beam and then put it on a starship and warp away to another galaxy then i play on my best computer in the world and star trek and i arm the starship with super phasers and super shields that are invincible. Then i make sure nobody gets to MY HILL by sending a massive fleet to earth and then bombarding it, killing everyone on it and destroying earth. and i play on my computer

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 05.12.2008, 05:44

Oh and i scan for life signs and put the hill in a giant radiation chamber that kills everyone on my hill and you respawn back at earth so SO LONG, SUCKERS!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 05.12.2008, 13:24

As I was in my basement looking for more cheese you attacked and sense the basement was underground. You took me with it, you put me in your ship thingy, and while you were planning on destroying the earth I programmed it to see the earth a little to the left, and to shoot the ship its self. So as you launch your missiles I unhooked the hill and took off towards an unknown planet that no one can find or anything that can detect or missiles can find, its to small for the eye to see and to big for anyone to like its a planet.

MY HILL AND BOOOOM! your ship thingy was blown up by your missiles making there u-turns. HAPPY DEATH

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 06.12.2008, 05:38

but one problem i didnt use a HOOK on the hill i put it ON the ship itself and a small cannon fodder ship was hit by the missiles because i have a MASSIVE defense fleet so STILL my hill. and i destroy the world by firing phasers and quantum torpedoes and i scoop up the piece of land from the place farmboy is on and then he dies of no oxygen in space. and i dont use missiles i use quantum torpedoes and phasers. and i buy insurance so i can get a new fleet if farmboy blows this one up hehehehe. and i scanned for any life signs on or IN the hill and put it in a giant radiation chamber so it all dies. you probably didnt read most of my posts just the spaceship part T_T

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 07.12.2008, 04:01

ion496 wrote: then i borrow star treks technology and then scoop up the hill with a cutting beam

Ya you picked me to. and yeah i read all your posts you just dont remember to do that yourself.

Since you think you didnt get me I went and hide in your bathroom, you kept doing your thing with the blowing and radiation stuff. You search your whole ship and that stuff but you didnt look in the bathroom. So while you were shaving I shot you in the head. Went to the insurance agency and ripped up all documents of you insurance. I shoot your agent so no one knows of you, and then I destroy your ships and go back to Earth. As you destroyed a decoy.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 07.12.2008, 06:13

major problems, how do you get the hill off the ship and i get a new insurance policy, and i use laser scanners everywhere to scan for random monsters and stuff so i found you, got my sercurity ppl and then i get them to shoot you with thier phasers and then you respawn at earth and i fire quantum torpedoes at earth and then earth's CRUST is destroyed then i destroy the solar system with a trilithuim missile and then you respawn in space and then you keep dying of no oxygen because your spawn point is in space now. oh and i use laser scanners in the bathroom to auto flush.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 07.12.2008, 08:32

and what weapon did u use to destroy such a massive fleet? a nuke would do like 1/999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 damage to this entire fleet.