King Of The Hill

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 23.09.2008, 20:57

Then I came in a bio suit and unleashed 100000 times accelerated cancer cells on you. You die within seconds. I recapture them and take the hill. Upon my hill I build an indestructible fortress with no entrances, exits, and a force field protecting me from all wormholes, etc. All of my guards are 100% loyal due to extravagant Christmas bonuses and they will give their life to save me.

I don't see any loop holes. My Fortified Hill.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 23.09.2008, 21:40

I have a girl scout knock on your door and you want to buy cookies so you make a door she takes a step inside and shoots you in the heart. I come in .00093 seconds later and take over the fort and then close the door, and have cookies to eat and share with the guards so they are on my side.

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 23.09.2008, 21:58

Dang. How did you know I gave them girl guide cookies for Christmas. Too bad you gave them the mint ones. I came back and offered them the Vanilla ones and they through you out (because everyone likes the vanilla ones).

My Hill.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 23.09.2008, 22:13

I brought candy and they threw you out

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 24.09.2008, 09:24

I brought pop tarts and pepsi. They kicked you out.

My Hill.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 24.09.2008, 14:49

I got revived as a mighty warrior who knows and mastered every weapon
I apply for a job inside your impenitrable fort cuz of all the benifits. you, being a nice guy, decide to hire me.
Over the next few weeks I get to know the place inside and out, then, in the middle of the night, I take out a hyperspace cube that none of you guys know of, and release the million mutant star goats inside, who immediately start massicareing your guards like the Indians massicared General Cluster.
I also take 2 Pata daggers, and use them to destroy you.
My defense is the fort that Canadian E. Corp used, agugmanted by my Mutant star goat force
the description of them is here:

monsterous creatures from hell with teeth 10 yards accross, breath that boils blood, claws that could tear guts from their roots, jaws a hundred feet accross, a monster with defense as such that you could never... never... ever defeat it.

I still have my supernova bomb, so you can't kill me or make me leave, or all life, and therefore this game, is destroyed

MY HILL FOREVER!!!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 24.09.2008, 15:58

poor guy...
i put poisoned olive leaves into your fort, and all goats die (because they love olive leaves) after that i daectivated your supernova bomb(as i am a perfect spy and i can get anywhere) and throw you out of the castle.
then sit there, on the top of the highest tower and brag about my victory ( and salvation of the game)

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 24.09.2008, 16:41

I sniper you from space and i land my space ship inside the fort .Then i go and sit in a panic room and my guards throw really hot chiilis at whoever come near my hill

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 24.09.2008, 17:03

did you forget my post at pg 34?

Mr_Green wrote: The bomb is completely indestrucible to anything any amount of entities do to it, moreover, you don't know where it is.

therefore, the last 2 posts don't apply and thus, the Universe is destroyed, and all posts after this one are COMPLETELY VOID

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 24.09.2008, 18:00

We move to another universe and then I claim the hill

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 14.10.2008, 20:51

farmboy wrote:We move to another universe and then I claim the hill

MY HILL

i come back for whats truly mine,
Hide on the moon, nuke the world then come back when the dust clears.

My Pit

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 14.10.2008, 21:54

Your nuke missed the hill, so you are standing in a pit while I look down at you from inside my nuclear bunker set in the hill. "Ha Ha stupid" I yell as I take out a Barret .50cal and snipe the sh*t out of you!!!

My Hill!?!!?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 20.10.2008, 02:54

As your having fun shooting him I come up behind you and shoot you in the head.

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 27.10.2008, 17:09

however, I turn the infinite inprobabity drive so that a giant bomb crashes right on ur head without your noticing
I then stand on the hill.
however, I have a computer with unfiltered temopral preception, which means that it can see everything in every dimension in every universe. If I'm forced to leave the hill or if I die, the computer will activate, causing every Universe to crumple upon itself, therefore destoying all life, and therefore this game. The computer is completely indestrucable to anything any amount of entities do to it, moreover, you don't know where it is.
MY HILL TILL THE END OF TIME!!!!!!
WOOT-HOOT!!!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 27.10.2008, 18:22

oohh nice but as i am congratulating u i fall on purpose and grab some of your hair, i take that back and make a perfect replaca of u except under my power. (clone you) I send that back to the hill and and the perfect time i shoot you, your computer takes only a second to feel this happening but a second was to late and the clone takes your place which the computer then settles down. then i have your clone disarm the computer and then I shoot him and now

MY HILL