Corrupt-a-wish!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 13.08.2007, 09:41

you now know how to count to 1000000000,but everyone can count to 5000000000000

i wish i would play computer all day

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 16.08.2007, 15:15

You Did play the computer all day but the next day you got square eyes and then you went blind

I wish you all bought me a 10k oil each...

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 16.08.2007, 21:44

we did but it turned out that cars now use power

i wish i dont need to eat anything

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 17.08.2007, 06:05

You didnt need to eat anything but then you died of hunger

I wish Kapilands gave me 10000000 coins

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 17.08.2007, 06:08

we did but then it turned out coins were used to be a VIP only and we used buisness points instead
i wish i died

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 17.08.2007, 06:12

you did but god wasnt happy and brought you back to earth

i wish i could eat cheese burgers.........

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 17.08.2007, 06:15

you ate cheese burgers all the time but you just got fat and eveyone was rude to you

i wish i own the world

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 17.08.2007, 07:41

you did own the world but then you didnt know how to defend it from aliens so they killed you but before the world could get destroyed they voted for someone else who could own the world he defended it and is now a multi millionaire and you are dead

I wish i always had toilet paper when i go to the toilet......

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 17.08.2007, 23:07

you did have paper but you were naked and people said I CAN SEE YoUR BOTTOM!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 18.08.2007, 12:45

I wish ion496 made his wish

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 20.08.2007, 14:33

He did, and then people corrupted it anyway =D

I wish there was a Kapilands gettogether with lots of people coming and having fun meeting each other

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 20.08.2007, 22:46

There is a meeting, but in the middle of it the men in black come with their memory erasing lights so the next day no one remembers what was happening the previous night.

I wish I had a hot blonde in my bed right now

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 20.08.2007, 23:03

You got one , but your bed was infestd with bugs , she just ran away

I wish I was god :p

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 21.08.2007, 09:13

Your despair is the worst there is to know. And yet men often look upon the likes of you and envy you, as you doubtless envy Duke Arioch, as Duke Arioch doubtless envies his master Lucifer, whom he would betray, and perhaps as Lucifer envied God. And what does God envy, I wonder ? Perhaps he envies the simple mortal who is content with his lot and envies nobody.

Michael Moorcock

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 25.08.2007, 23:37

davidfranses wrote: I wish I was god :p

you are but no one believes in you any more