Corrupt-a-wish!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 23.07.2007, 15:30

You had a lambo but you parked it under a tree and all the birds pooed on it. You tried to have it cleaned but the bill was far too expensive. You dumbed the car in a public carpark.

I wish for a free premium account! (get past that one eh!)

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 24.07.2007, 09:24

you did get a free premium account but 5 mins later kapilands was shut down because it went broke.

i wish i could tell the future,

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 24.07.2007, 12:29

You did look into the future and saw that kapiland would not open again.
Rejected, dejected and demoralised you jumped out of a window.

I wish for a free bottle of Laguvulin Whiskey!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 24.07.2007, 17:11

you got it and drank it then the police came and said it was stolen property of the king of the kapiland bank so the bank sued you and you lost everything

i wish my dog wouldnt kill everything that moved (animals that is)

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 25.07.2007, 07:48

Your dog didn't kill everything that moved. As a result the U.S.A army could not give your dog a secret contract to work for them. It turns out the contract was worth millions and you reversed the wish. After getting your million dollars the currency crumbled against the pound sterling and you tore all your hair out because you were annoyed because you were worthless now. Now that you had no hair you decided to crawl into a hole and...play poker with your self as oposed to dying!

I wish for a raise!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 25.07.2007, 14:59

you got a raise, but the raise was only 0.01$ more, and you got fired the next day

i whish no one could corrupt my whishes

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 31.07.2007, 08:52

you wish came true but for some random freakish reason your wish was only valid for 3 days and your head exploded o.O

i wish for the game to continue ;p

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 01.08.2007, 09:47

It did continue cause I played this wish!

I wish for a puppy!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 02.08.2007, 20:56

Granted but it never will love you as much as you love it.

I wish you knew about my steel steal...q5 at 140

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 03.08.2007, 22:35

you wish came true and i did know about your q5 steel at 140c but then some random made a better deal of q8 steal at 138c and your steel was left to rot

i wish i had $5

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 04.08.2007, 16:42

You found 5$, but the money contained a highlly dangerous virus and you got 1000 years of illness.

I wish to fly for ever!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 05.08.2007, 13:58

You got your wish. You got on an airplane and were seated in Coach, between two very large men that never bathed. The only in-flight movie was a very good murder mystery but the last 10 minutes was cut off so you never got to find out who the killer was. You ate some of the free peanuts, which was the only food on the plane, but developed a peanut allergy that made you ugly and constipated. Hideous and cramping you tried to exit the plane, but you could not retract your wish and you spend all of eternity flying aboard that plane.

I wish I was happy for the rest of my life.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 06.08.2007, 20:02

wish granted, but when your dad and mom died in a crash that you caused you were happy, so the remaining family thought you did it on purpose so they killed you

i wish i had 3 billion fixed assets

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 12.08.2007, 00:52

You did have 3bill fixed assets...BUT, a housing crunch happened 2 days later and all your fixed assets where worthless!

I wish for a baby brother...

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 13.08.2007, 03:30

You got one, but thanks to him, you can't sleep at night...

I wish i know the numbers to the Euro-Milions this week...

Business Simulation Kapilands

Corrupt-a-wish!

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