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Guest · Post by **Guest** » 10.06.2010, 17:46

You said?

See

They even got doctors

And thieves..

And armies

And...eventually..also a rug.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 11.06.2010, 13:09

Gummy bears definitely plan to take over the world! We might not have much time left, guys, so prepare for the worst...

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 11.06.2010, 16:06

WallachianHoldingRomania wrote:Gummy bears definitely plan to take over the world! We might not have much time left, guys, so prepare for the worst...

*Faints*

Actually, no worries, cos look who's here to save the day!

The blue aardvark!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 11.06.2010, 20:38

the blue aardvark is paid 5 ants to join the gummy-army...ive seen it

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 12.06.2010, 13:14

He is satisfied with such a low pay grade? Poor thing, he must be having a very, very lousy job

.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 12.06.2010, 18:26

WallachianHoldingRomania wrote:He is satisfied with such a low pay grade? Poor thing, he must be having a very, very lousy job .

That is why he quit and is now running the aardvark army!

http://blogs.discovery.com/.a/6a00d8341 ... 970c-320wi

The link shows Aardvark Swordsman.

Below Aardvark Swordsman we find Ugly-Vark, who kills enemies by looking at them (evil, isn't it!

)...

And below that is "Cute"-Vark, who appears gentle on the outside but is the ultimate gummy-bear slaughterer on the inside...

And that, my fellow varks, is the Aardvark military!

Oopsy....

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 12.06.2010, 22:06

ah ive got 3 of those halfvarks in my backyard...dracula also got 1 as a lawn mower...

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 13.06.2010, 11:50

jan1666 wrote:ah ive got 3 of those halfvarks in my backyard...dracula also got 1 as a lawn mower...

Let's use them to destroy the gummy bears!

Muahaha...

And look who's here to be Sir Lord Lieutenant General of the Official Aardvark Army...

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 13.06.2010, 16:32

ok *puts on his aardvark-suit*

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 13.06.2010, 16:39

jan1666 wrote:ok *puts on his aardvark-suit*

That's right, you should show respect to him, or he sucks your blood!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 14.06.2010, 22:42

To all Aardvark Special Tactical Team members: go get some chow, rearm, regroup and be ready to hustle! We will be leaving at zero-eight-hundred hours, helo over enemy territory and infiltrate their base. This is a stealth mission, so make sure you keep it like that. Watch your 6 and avoid enemy encounter. Rules of engagement: only fire if you're fired upon. Otherwise, do not engage!

Questions?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 15.06.2010, 09:06

its 11 now..ive overslept

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 15.06.2010, 16:04

jan1666 wrote:its 11 now..ive overslept

Sorry, we left Janvark behind!

Ooo...er... *shot* *stab* *kill* arrrh...!!!

This war is hard, the gummy bears have definately come prepared...

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 15.06.2010, 19:42

u guys forgat my 3 varkmachines..

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 15.06.2010, 22:28

If you've overslept, there's no problem, Janvark! On the contrary, it's good. You can bring the 3 war varkmachines we've left behind. It was just too much gear to carry with us and wasn't thinking about knocking at our enemies' door with a...err..you know, varktank.

PS: DON'T forget the ammo!