Dumbest/Pointless Faxes

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 04.03.2010, 12:51

[quote="CEOincorp"]ok not a fax, but i wanted to post it here
i checked my realm 2 company (yes, it's a blue moon tonight

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Subject Today

Hello boss,
what a lovely day today! I noticed you have just sent out another contract. You've been credited 1

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 04.03.2010, 21:14

why did you have that much crap on your desk?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 04.03.2010, 22:15

its from kapilanders that want to be my workers, when I take over the world >:D

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 05.03.2010, 22:06

oh, then you got my message right?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 05.03.2010, 23:32

ok, so listen:
first we need to take out the high kapi leaders, so we kill goldeneye and kidnap pearlbay.
them we make nesenprinz come to meeting, to exchange pearl for money
we tell him she's in 'that' big box, and then he takes the box with him, and leaves the money.
when he open the box, greed will jump out of it and 'greed' evryone in a radius of 3 km

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 05.03.2010, 23:35

then we take out the union leaders, one by one (because I don't like unions!)

then we use all the gas in kapi, to burn all the furnitures, stores and joineries

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 06.03.2010, 02:08

i've already started production of the bombs
Saudi Arabia:55874 Advanced Weapons Factory E:3276 32767 m

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 06.03.2010, 13:16

muwahahahahah

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 06.03.2010, 17:18

[quote="CEOincorp"]i've already started production of the bombs
Saudi Arabia:55874 Advanced Weapons Factory E:3276 32767 m

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 06.03.2010, 19:11

no, it's MY BUSINESS!
lol we drove this so off-topic it got moved

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 06.03.2010, 19:17

This has moved area

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 06.03.2010, 19:24

Hooray!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 06.03.2010, 19:45

ok... so any more Ideas on how-to-take-over-kapi ?!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 06.03.2010, 19:48

Buy Goldeneye a James Bind ultimate Box Set and will spend rest of his life watching it. So Peralbay makes Inatel an admin and we all die of spam poisoning.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 06.03.2010, 19:48

Eh, just the one. Are you ready?

Suuuure?

Positive?

BUY KAPILANDS!!!!