Funny Messages From System

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 11.07.2009, 23:12

sally wrote:Jeez Felix, do you have a problem with finishing your words?
Takes to much time or something?

"It is why I am loved ofcourse".

There, now everone understands.
Did'nt even take me that long to write.

Should be didn't

The ' replaces the missing "o" from did not

lol XD I type fast so I mis-spell be quite

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 12.07.2009, 02:35

You usually try to write good Flexi, what's wrong? Are you sick?

And just something else, shouldn't your "quote of the day", rather be "quote of the time unit"

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 12.07.2009, 09:37

felixbluindustries wrote:

Should be didn't

The ' replaces the missing "o" from did not

Uhm..ofcourse it should, it was a typo...

VerConMat Industries BV wrote:
sally wrote:I don't write like a retard!!
Correct it NOW or I will sew!!!

uhh, sally...

sew = naaien (dutch translation)

I think you're looking for:
sue = aanklagen (dutch translation)

Oh...I knew that..I did it on purpose..really, I did!..

Horizon Holdings wrote:

Prehaps you can make me a new suit while your at it hmmm?
Well done sally, you made me look really silly
H

Nice one, lol.

Ok ok, since you guys are all ganging up on me, I might have made some small, insignificant, really minor mistakes in my spelling and stuff.
Still..I am allowed to make mistakes, I am foreign.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 12.07.2009, 11:15

allowed*

..alright, I'll stop now

back to topic?

Hello boss,
what a lovely day today! I noticed you have just sent out another contract. You've been credited 1

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 12.07.2009, 17:26

Yes yes, I corrected it already: allowed*

Good evening boss,

I put one contract to sign on your table.

As long as there is a contract to be signed she keeps saying that over and over.
Very annoying!

Maybe I should sign it,

if only to get her off my back!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 14.07.2009, 19:16

Good evening boss,
since you started playing Kapilands, I have had to do the entire work...

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 23.07.2009, 20:17

Good evening boss,
you know ... the clever secretary follows her boss - wherever she wants!

...that's just creepy.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 25.07.2009, 23:29

do you have to scare me like that? I thought I was all by myself the entire time and then you storm into the office!! I have so far answered 30 telephone calls, sent 25 contracts, received 17 contracts, renewed the statistics at 3 a.m., produced an advertisement and sent it to the newspaper ... and what did you do in the meantime?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 27.07.2009, 18:11

just got this one

Message from System, 27.07.09 20:09

Subject Today

Hello boss,
what a lovely day today! I noticed you have just sent out another contract. You've been credited 1

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 31.07.2009, 23:07

I got that one as well

actually found 1

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 03.08.2009, 00:01

agent00skid wrote:You usually try to write good Flexi, what's wrong? Are you sick?

And just something else, shouldn't your "quote of the day", rather be "quote of the time unit"

Yeah basically until I can be bothered to look for a new one, log onto my forum account here, click profile go down change it and the bb code...

I usually get a few steps in but change the page and then BAM I'm lost!

and end up turning the computer off with the tab still open waiting for me just to press submit!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 07.08.2009, 16:38

Good evening boss,
Hint: Do you have something to add to the newspaper? Maybe you could write about what is the best or worst business strategy, what you have learned, or what you think is the best plan.

....

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 13.08.2009, 18:01

Good evening boss,
I almost forgot, but the day before yesterday someone called you up. He wanted to give you insider trading information for the stock market. I told him we wouldn't do it. The scandal hit the news today. Be grateful that you have me as guardian angel!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 17.08.2009, 13:22

oh, would you look at those beautiful flowers! You really shouldn't have! --- Oh, I see. I will put them into a vase for your date.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 18.08.2009, 14:15

Good afternoon boss,
What have you done? The government is questioning the legitimacy of our last deal. Are we being watched?