funny secretary
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funny secretary
Good evening boss,
I'm glad to see you ...
you have 51 new messages. I demand a pay raise!
how should I do all this alone?
^^so funny!!!
I'm glad to see you ...
you have 51 new messages. I demand a pay raise!
how should I do all this alone?
^^so funny!!!
Good afternoon boss,
do you have to scare me like this? I thought, I would be alone the whole time and then you storm into the office so fast?!?! I answered 30 telephone calls, sent 25 contracts, assumed 17 contracts, renewed the statistics at 3 o'clock at night, produced an advertising and sent it to the newspaper..and what did you do in the meantime?
what did i do? I make money for the company.
do you have to scare me like this? I thought, I would be alone the whole time and then you storm into the office so fast?!?! I answered 30 telephone calls, sent 25 contracts, assumed 17 contracts, renewed the statistics at 3 o'clock at night, produced an advertising and sent it to the newspaper..and what did you do in the meantime?
what did i do? I make money for the company.
Last edited by Guest on 13.04.2007, 10:53, edited 3 times in total.
51? only 51?
nobody can tell me the secretary is dumb.
lately, i've been felling purse-pinched if i dont get the occaisional new building
so, today, i had just given up, but i bought a 'low' offer and alsmost had the money - so i say, ok, let's try a fire sale - i blow out all the CCC items in the warehouse - whether i need 'em or not.
Still not enough! but only a few kapi's shy - so i go visit my stores.
aaarrrgghhhh!!! im like 200 kapi's short on the new building.
not QUITE desperate enough to disturb my market offers (again?!?), but i go over to the productions, and choke an industry - finally, enough money!
so, whats so funny?
i get back to the office, and the secretary wants to know exactly HOW LONG i had that particular plan under my hat
[i should disillusion her?]
lately, i've been felling purse-pinched if i dont get the occaisional new building
so, today, i had just given up, but i bought a 'low' offer and alsmost had the money - so i say, ok, let's try a fire sale - i blow out all the CCC items in the warehouse - whether i need 'em or not.
Still not enough! but only a few kapi's shy - so i go visit my stores.
aaarrrgghhhh!!! im like 200 kapi's short on the new building.
not QUITE desperate enough to disturb my market offers (again?!?), but i go over to the productions, and choke an industry - finally, enough money!
so, whats so funny?
i get back to the office, and the secretary wants to know exactly HOW LONG i had that particular plan under my hat
[i should disillusion her?]
Last edited by Guest on 02.04.2007, 08:15, edited 1 time in total.
why are you here
secretary:
Good morning boss,
The phone rings! Could you answer it? I am busy on the other line at the moment.
...and you really think we could abandon the action for an injunction by that?
what the hell do i pay you for??
secretary:
do you actually pay Christmas-money this year? Then I could still book my vacation quickly now and could use the early bird rebate.
you're pushing it now woman.
Good morning boss,
I understand that we must save money and my salary-shortening is also okay, but don't you think the new TV in your office is a little bit to small...?
yes you're slary shorteneing is fair and no i can't afford one because you wouldn't answer the phone.
Good morning boss,
so, I QUIT MY JOB!
good leave ure useless,*shouts abuse at her*
secretary:
*screech* Violence does not resolve anything!
omg do you ever shut up, strange secretary
Good morning boss,
The phone rings! Could you answer it? I am busy on the other line at the moment.
...and you really think we could abandon the action for an injunction by that?
what the hell do i pay you for??
secretary:
do you actually pay Christmas-money this year? Then I could still book my vacation quickly now and could use the early bird rebate.
you're pushing it now woman.
Good morning boss,
I understand that we must save money and my salary-shortening is also okay, but don't you think the new TV in your office is a little bit to small...?
yes you're slary shorteneing is fair and no i can't afford one because you wouldn't answer the phone.
Good morning boss,
so, I QUIT MY JOB!
good leave ure useless,*shouts abuse at her*
secretary:
*screech* Violence does not resolve anything!
omg do you ever shut up, strange secretary