King Of The Hill

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 21.04.2009, 12:13

Having laid low for 100 miliseconds I emerge and dangle a choc-chip cookie off the edge of a cliff, you imediatly run to the cookies aid and fall to your death. It sit back and STEEL myself for our next encounter.

My Hill, Naturaly

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 21.04.2009, 12:16

How the **** do you know about me and my relationship with choc-chip cookies???

Scary that is.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 21.04.2009, 12:19

Dont worry, its universal. No one can resist the power of....THE COOKIE!
Now stop jabbering and do somthing nasty to my hill

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 21.04.2009, 12:36

After the cooky incident I did not die entirely, I can still reach for my cell phone and I call my aunt Ethel for help.
She loves chocolate chip cookies also and rushes up the hill where she sits down beside you, and starts knitting you a warm sweater while talking about all kinds of recipes making chocolate chip cookies and sharing stories about the old peoples home where she lives.
She goes on for hours and hours only interrupted a few times when she makes you try on the sweater for measurement.
It is so boring you start to look around for a way out but there is none, meanwhile she just keeps talking and talking and after 2 days you die of boredom.
My aunt Ethel buries you in your new sweater and then goes to make a cup of tea with a nice chocolate chip cooky.
There she sits, drinking tea on the hill.

My aunt Ethels Hill.!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 22.04.2009, 09:06

Scary, still she makes a good sweater

Of course this was totally in your imagination as your aunt Ethel cannot operate a cell phone and when you rang she thought it was just cold and made it a lovely Q73 sweater. She later wrote you a letter detailing her excruciating boring life and how much she liked the new owner of the hill.

Did I mention it was My Hill?

!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 30.04.2009, 23:20

I shoot you cause I was pissed off

MY HILL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 01.05.2009, 09:33

My aunt Ethel.

My aunt Ethel who liked the previous owner very much takes out the shotgun she carries in her handbag and shoots you.
AUNT ETHELS HILL!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 01.05.2009, 12:19

I bring Aunt Ethel's fur coat back to life gostbusters style and it eats her whole
I build a 500kv electic fence around the hill and construct a gigantic statue of myself in my honor
My Hill and I aint sharing <insert evil laugh here>
H

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 01.05.2009, 13:50

The furry animals who used to be aunt Ethels fur coat take one bite of aunt Ethel and immediatly spit it out!!
This meat is too old even for furry animals, so dissapointed they back off.
To comfort them, aunt Ethel bakes them chocolate chip cookies and they like it so much they want it every day.
So aunt Ethel bakes them cookies while telling them all about her last little excursion organised by the old peoples home to the New Horizon Graveyards and how much fun they all had.
Then she turnes the switch off the electric fence and let the furry animals take care of you.
They all cuddle up around your statue on the hill and aunt Ethel makes a nice cup of tea, enjoys the view and knits a nice warm sweater for your statue. ( since she really liked you.)
It is and will always be Aunt Ethels Hill!!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 08.05.2009, 06:16

I say MY HILL!

MY HILL!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 08.05.2009, 08:49

Can't be your hill since it is aunt Ethels hill.
But she makes you a nice cup of tea, to comfort you.
Oops.. she accidentally slips in a bit of poison in the tea, oh dear, there you go!
The last thing you hear is aunt Ethels voice telling you how somebody in the old peoples home choked on a chocolate chip cooky the other day and the clicking of her needles while she is knitting you a nice farewell sweater Q 438...
Still aunt Ethels hill.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 08.05.2009, 11:36

I introduce Aunt Ethels to my Uncle Jack (Who is just as old/painfull/evil? as her) and after a few days they fall in love and get married. They then take a honeymoon in Australia were aunt Ethel is eaten by a croc. Uncle Jack kills it with his bare hands but Aunt Ethel had sadly already died, we name another hill in her honnor and did I mention Uncle Jack made her change her will to name me the sole inheritor of the hill?

My Hill, and no more Aunt Ethel!
H

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 09.05.2009, 14:51

I asked Rambo for help and he whipped you out the hill
My Hill

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 09.05.2009, 22:38

I had a little help 2

Bigger Gun(s) = My Hill
H

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 10.05.2009, 00:06

I get some help too

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