my secretry is jsut odd...

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 18.08.2008, 19:35

Good evening boss,
Don't you think we should plan our web appearance? My brother just opened an internet agency. He might have a few ideas to help us.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 18.08.2008, 19:49

Good evening boss,
you shouldn't sit in front of the computer all the day, those dark circles around the eyes are not very becoming.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 19.08.2008, 01:05

I like these...

Good morning boss,
*screech* Violence does not solve anything! If you really need to rant about the current balance, please do it in your office!

Jumping out of the windows doesn't help. We are on the first floor.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 19.08.2008, 09:11

my sectery also says the same thing over and over and over again

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 11.03.2009, 03:27

Message from System, 11.03.09 04:23

Subject Bill
We allow us to charge you 5.00 Caps for your visit to the Spa with an included massage

Your brown checkered socks that you seem to have forgotten, can be picked up at the reception.

Thank you very much and please come again soon!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 15.03.2009, 00:41

Subject Solicitor Dr. Nase
Your American uncle has bequeathed 30.000

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 15.03.2009, 00:42

Good morning boss,
Blackout! The server's down, get a torch immediately! Have you paid the electricity bill?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 28.03.2009, 02:11

Message from System, 28.03.09 03:01

Subject Day off
Hello boss,
I didn't feel like going to the office today, so I took a day off. See you tomorrow!
Your secretary.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 31.03.2009, 19:43

Good evening boss,
I hope you don't misunderstand me. I know you have worked so hard to make this company one of the leading ones in the market but.... How long have you been working on THAT plan?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 14.05.2009, 10:58

My secretary is so fit, I think I am in love.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 14.05.2009, 16:27

Stay away from me... Anyway she had her repeated blind date of Mr Bombastic

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 15.05.2009, 02:09

maybe morrsions is "Mr Bombastic"

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 26.10.2009, 16:49

Good evening boss,
Would you like to go see a movie with me? There's an economic-thriller showing where a lonesome hero fights a Mafia syndicate. That's perfect for us!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 02.11.2009, 14:40

Hello boss,
what a lovely day today! I noticed you have just sent out another contract. You've been credited 1

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 23.11.2009, 15:42

Hint: Wood, steel and especially stones are needed in large quantities for building constructions.
By producing and selling these, you will have a stable source of income and might even make your fortune.

As a Stone Producer for over half a year, I feel insulted by this hint.